Enigma Exposed - Oxymoron defined.

Have you ever felt like you needed to get over yourself? You ever look in the mirror and say to yourself: “Self, do you realize that it really isn’t that serious?” You ever feel like you need to expose yourself a little? Laugh at yourself a little? Be laughed at a little?

You ever wake up and want to stop concealing the insane oddball that resides under the controlled mask you wear everyday? You ever just want to divulge the real you and let the chips fall where they may...all in the name of recognizing, owning, and embracing your own ridiculousness…?

Nah, me neither, but I’m doing it anyway.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Idlings. The Man. Recommends.
Sacriligeous Paternity Test

The Man's sense of humor is very often disturbing, so I apologize in advance if the following clip offends anyone. This two year old clip is hilarious (though I have managed not to laugh aloud thus far in an attempt not to blaspheme) and you should feel only modestly guilty if you let loose a giggle or two - I promise your sacrilegious secret is safe with me!


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